- - Meet Comedian Tom Segura's 2 Kids! Everything to Know About Sons Ellis and Julian

Haley Van Horn, Samantha StutsmanDecember 24, 2025 at 8:30 AM

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Comedians Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky share two sons: Ellis and Julian

Ellis was born in 2016, while Julian arrived two years later

Segura and Pazsitzky discuss the highs and lows of parenthood on their podcast, Your Mom's House

Tom Segura’s kids have become a steady source of comedic inspiration.

The Teacher star and his wife, fellow comedian Christina Pazsitzky, wed in 2008, but didn’t become parents until nearly a decade later. The couple welcomed their first son, Ellis, in 2016, followed by their second son, Julian, in 2018 — milestones that have since provided endless material for Segura and Pazsitzky, fueling both their stand-up routines and their hit podcast, Your Mom’s House.

Ahead of the May 2025 release of his Netflix series Bad Thoughts, Segura joked about the chaos that Ellis and Julian often cause around the house during an appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.

"Everything is either broken or peed on in our house," he said. "Hammers and pee are everywhere."

Here is everything to know about Tom Segura's two kids, Ellis and Julian.

Ellis and Julian were born two years apart

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Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura.

Segura and Pazsitzky welcomed Ellis in 2016 and Julian followed in 2018. Before becoming a family of four, Pazsitzky was very open about how Ellis' arrival changed her life.

“Having a baby broke me down,” she said in her 2017 Christina P: Mother Inferior special on Netflix. “I love my son, I do. He is the best thing that ever happened to me, he is the love of my life. His name is Ellis, he’s 18 months old, and I love him so much.”

Pazsitzky is also a self-proclaimed "fierce mama wolf" who has said she would do anything for her two sons.

Segura talks about Ellis and Julian on his podcast

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Tom Segura performs during his appearance at The Ice House Comedy Club on February 3, 2018 in Pasadena, California.

On the Your Mom's House podcast, Segura loves to tell stories about the antics Ellis and Julian get into. The comedian has also given his children their own voices on his podcast, making Ellis have a deep voice, while Julian has an accent.

He told fellow podcaster Matt Rife, per a 2023 clip on Facebook, that Ellis is into video games and Roblox, while Julian is passionate about cars. Segura said his younger son likes to get into people's cars, turn them on and ask if there are more cars for him to play in.

Pazsitzky has been open about motherhood

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Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura attend the Los Angeles premiere of Samuel Goldwyn Films "Can We Take A Joke?" on July 29, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California.

Both Segura and Pazsitzky have used anecdotes from their children as material for their standup routines. In her 2022 Christina P: Mom Genes special, the mom-of-two talked about the strange ups and downs of parenthood.

“Nobody tells you this, but being a mom — it’s an emotional roller coaster,” she said. “Like I go from joy, to rage, to exhaustion, to exhilaration, every six seconds, every day."

She continued, joking, "And just when I’m ready to throw that baby in the river, he smiles at me. Yeah, they smile at you with those little jack ‘o lantern teeth. And you’re filled with so much joy you have crazy thoughts. You’re like, ‘Ah, I want 10 more!’ "

Segura has supported his kids on the playground

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Tom Segura attends Sony Pictures' "The Machine" Los Angeles premiere in 2023.

In 2020, Segura shared in his comedy special Tom Segura: Ball Hog that he once got in trouble with other parents when standing up for his son at the park.

The comedian prefaced the story by saying, "Having kids makes you do crazy s---."

“I took my older son to a park. He was 2½. The cutest little f------ kid. He walks up to a playground set. And, as he walks up to it, he steps on it, and an older kid ... meaning 4. He goes, ‘You can’t play with that. That’s mine,' " the comedian jokingly recounted.

"And I go, ‘I’ll kick your chest through your back.’ And he goes, ‘What?’ And I go, ‘I’ll stomp you out right now!’ So he’s crying. I’m laughing. Everybody’s gathered around, right? You can’t do that," Segura concluded, laughing.

Segura has spoken honestly about parenting

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Tom Segura visits Build to discuss his Netflix comedy special 'Tom Segura: Disgraceful' at Build Studio on March 27, 2018.

Being a parent isn't for the faint of heart, Segura told The Dad in January 2018, but there's something about it that keeps you going.

“I think you get so conditioned ... that boogers don’t bother me,” the comedian admitted.

Despite the occasional hard parts of parenting, Ellis and Julian offer Segura and Pazsitzky a wonderful way to escape from things they don't want to do.

“I love it when someone’s like, ‘Can you make it to this thing?’ I’ll be like, ‘Nah, Christina’s out and I have to watch my son.’ They don’t even question it," he said. “If you say, ‘Yeah, I have to take care of my kid.’ It just shuts it down. People are like, ‘Oh, yeah, of course you do. I have no response.’ I want to keep having kids just to keep those excuses coming.”

He unintentionally commissioned a giant portrait of Ellis

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Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky pose after their performance at The Ice House Comedy Club on February 14, 2015 in Pasadena, California.

In 2018, Segura commissioned a painter in Spain to make a portrait of his son Ellis. The conversation was in Spanish, which the comedian thought he was succeeding in, but things went wrong when he was sent the dimensions in the metric system, he said on an episode of Conan in January 2018.

When the portrait arrived, he took the unopened package to a framing store and when the employee opened the tube, she gasped as it was nearly 7 feet tall.

Despite the painting's comically large dimensions, Segura and Pazsitzky hung it in their home. "It's like you're entering the King's lair when you walk down the hall," he said on the late-night show.

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